Sunday, April 01, 2007

300 thoughts

Not a haiku. But somewhat poetically:

They said "Gladiator" was awful, and I said, "I don't know, I kind of liked it. It could be far worse anyway..."

And then came "Troy." And they said "Wow. THAT was awful, and oh, 'Gladiator' doesn't seem so bad now. And I said, "I don't know, I kind of liked it. It could be worse, anyway..."

And now comes "300." And they say "Holy crap, it makes 'Troy' look good." And I say "It was truly awful, but I am certain in a year or two, something worse will come along."