black metal pastries

So, it’s not quite goth cooking. But almost. The Black Oven is certainly one of those nice unexpected juxtapositions…two great tastes that taste great together, sorta kinda. Who can resist a recipe that says

“Try baking them, and consider the fact that the mastery of brownies is parallel to the mastery of the occult.”?

Actually I’d love to see The Black Oven as a cooking show. It’d be a colder, angrier version of BBC’s “Posh Nosh,” I suspect. Which if you haven’t seen it, you really should.

P.S. If you looked at the title and thought it said "black metal pasties," shame on you.